A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views

sub-editor

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kanjoos baap k bete ne

Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa zoo ka watchman

Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya? Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An ideal homework excuse....

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
.
.
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)