Smoking

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
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what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Happy mother day

Boy:xcuse me.
Girl:g kahye
boy:mere hone wale bachun ki tarf se ap ko happy mother day.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Main fail hona chahti hun

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.
Sikh ne nurse se keha k“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”aur“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”.

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bolo Baby Bolo

Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo.


Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi thi

1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kitne badey ho gaye ho

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho
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Beta: Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya

Ek Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He
Kahin B So Jao Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

Lady 2 Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gya

Doctor: I Dont Know Hindi
Plz Talk In English

Lady: My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BMW

A Man Had An Accident
In His New BMW

When Cops Arrived,
Man Cried
..."Officer My Brand New
Car ! ! "

Cops Says:
"Your Materialistic
Nature Makes Me Sick And
You R So Blinded By Money,
You Haven't Noticed That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut
Off In The Accident !"

Man Looks At The
Left Arm N Yells . . .

"OH MY GOD -
My ROLEX"

by dracula (few years ago!)
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