parwah nahi karte
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 903 views
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