S0lve the case?
S0lve the case?
Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi
Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the
P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views
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