Biwiya apne pati
Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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