Sadhu Se Panga Lena Achhi Baat Nahi
Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se
Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai
Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh,
Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”
Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
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