Short Laughs & Quips
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.
...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1187 views
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DEVDAS Of 2014
Maaa Nay Kahaa Facebook Choor Doh
Abbba Nay Kahaa Night Package Chor Doh
Doxxton Ne Kahaa Mobile Sy Blnc Churanah Chor Doh
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Doh.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D
by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keera Lag Gaya
Wo DENTIST K Paas Gaya To DENTIST Bola 4 Din Subah-Shaam
Doodh Biscuit Lo
Aur 5ve Din Sirf
Doodh Lo
Keera Zaroor Nikal Jayega
Usne 4 Din Doodh-Bisc uit Liye Aur 5ve
Din Sirf Doodh Piya,
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Keera Bahar Nikla Or Bola
“Aaj Biscuit Nahi Hay Kya..?”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jailer: phansi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
AMERICAN LIFESTYLE :
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DAUGHTER: “Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday.
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Forgot to invite U..
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DAD:” U nauty.. It’s Ok..
But Don’t forget next Time..
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Ched Diya,
Ladki Boli: ��Dam Hai To Kabhi Akele Mein Aake Mil”
Ab Bechara Pappu Ko Khud Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki Isko Kya Samjhe
Dhamki? Ya Fir Chance
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each
hand and adozen donuts
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley
friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.
friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter
Out Of The Window?
A: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)