Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views

Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki
Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

eacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Hilter & Pathan

Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”

Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Yar meri biwi pani se

Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend: Acha wo kaise?

Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)