Suhaag Raat
Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.
"kia hua"khawand nay kaha
"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 2358 views
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