Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log

Munna : Bole tu ye doctor log operation karne se pehle patient ko behosh kiyu karte hai?

Circuit: simple hai na bhai, patient khud operation karna seek na le .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 856 views
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