Oye, I Have Installed Windows
Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen
Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains
Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views
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Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)
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1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
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Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar:
Thanks Yar
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Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put
BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Arrange Marriage Karoge To:
1,00,000 Shadi Par
50,000 Dj Booking Par
50,000 Khane Peene Par
2,00,000 Jewellary Par
50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par
& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par
Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000
Aur Love Marriage:
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
20 Notery Ke
50 Varmaala Ke
10 Photo Ke
Total 180 Rs.
Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka
Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh
Badlega
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Management student kisses a girl.
Girl-whats this?
Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.
Girl slaps d boy
Boy-what is this?
Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK...:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shakespeare Said:
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Dont worry If there is a single Dollar in your Pocket
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Convert it to Pakistani currency then you can enjoy a Pepsi of Rs.65 A plate of pakora of Rs.20 Enjoy the Gold Leaf of Rs.4 and Tulsi of Rs.2
by lescol (few years ago!)
1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
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