Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 787 views
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