life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1325 views

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do

Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka

Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun, pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Snta Mehmaan Se

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..

Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Obama- Humare Pass

Obama- Humare Pass
"BRITNEY
SHAKIRA
ANEJLINA"
Jaise Atom Bomb Hai.
Tumhare Pas Kya H?
Manmohan-Humare Pas Bomb Diffuser
"EMRAN HASHMI"
Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladke Ki Pepsi Me Zahar

Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.

Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?

Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,

Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,

Raste mein car kharab,

Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.

Wo bhi tu pi gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)