On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views

Ap lovely ho

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

How much will cost this?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

santa was drying some fruits

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)