A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1006 views

Kam Se Kam

Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha

To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai

Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi

Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na

Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha

Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja..
Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha..

“Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye
to makkhi sun nahi sakti!!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu

Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wi-fi Signal

Kal Achanak wi-fi ka signal band ho gaya, fir kuchh chhanbin karne par pata chala ki.....
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padosi ne bill nahi bhara. Duniyan me bhi kaise kaise kangal aur Gair Jimmedar logg bhare pade hai.
Pura Din kharab ho gaya yaar.....

by lescol (few years ago!)