teacher nay pathan sy pucha
Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?
Pathan: Nahi Pata!!
Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??
Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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Pyaz:Aare yar kaheki raat.
1-dusre ko kholte-kholte hi subh ho gayi..
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Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
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Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
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Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur
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Power Of Wife.:-P:-P
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Abi parso hi to..
Bv chilla kar boli:
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Bolo…
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Kya parso,
parso kya,
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by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai
Frnd:
Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
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Father:
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Jb Grmi Prti H To Ap Kya Krte Ho
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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subah
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us k baad shaadi
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Double heart attack msg by a boy to a girl:
1st msg: Lets break up now , Sub khatam.
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Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”
Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)
Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)
Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)
DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)
Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)