Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai….
Pilot: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa: Ticket Hum Dein
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela Sune
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1054 views
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