Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai….

Pilot: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein
Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela Sune

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views

Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"

Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ya Allah Kiska Accident Hua Hai?

Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi

Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha

To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,

Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai

Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To

Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhoo?

Husband From Wife:
Did U Have Any Boy Friend Before Marriage?

Wife Silent

Husband:Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjhoo? Wife:Abey Ginne To De..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her

eacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
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Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)