Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari
Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi
Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi
Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi
Aur
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Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.
Wah PAKISTANI Wah.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views
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