Santa Chemist Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola

Santa: “Mujhe Apne 4 Saal Ke Bete Ke Liye Vitamins Chahiye?”

Dukandar: “Sir Konsa, Vitamin A, B Or C?”

Santa: “Abe Koi Sa Bhi De De, Usko Abhi ABC Nahi Aati“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views

Bahar ka khana

Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

3 women:

3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Banta Sing! you get married

At his death bed Banta sing advised his wife.

Banta Sing! you get married with Santa after my death.
Wife: but why? He is you no 1 enemy,

Banta!, this is the only way to take revenge to Santa sing.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai
Ke wo ghar ke sab
.
Chappal
Wiper
Jharu
Belts
Wires
Bat
&
Pipes
.
Chupa lain
.
Kionky result any mai sirf 2 din rah gaye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa waiting at

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)