Aadmi Jaisa Gadha

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.

SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!

Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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