Mout ki sza
Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza
Sunai Gai
Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?
Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le
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