jis main ziadaprofit ho
1st Sardar:Yaar koi aisa kaambata jis main ziadaprofit ho ?
2nd Sardar:Aisa ker sardiyo'nmein sasti Baraf leker garmiyo'n meinbaich de ... ;->
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