Malkin: kya hua

Malkin: kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aai?

Kamwali: mene to facebook pe update kia tha ki mai gaao ja rhi hu...!

Apke husband ne comment bhi mara tha "Miss u"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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