Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views

Gareeb Ko Dokha Dena Paap Hai

Maalkin Kafi Der Se Gum Sum Si Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Thi, Naukrani Ne Ye Dekha To Usne Puch Hi Liya.

Naukrani: “Malkeen Ji, Aap Udas Kyu Hai?”

Malkin: “Tumhare Sahab Apne Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar Karte Hai”

Naukrani: “Nahiiiiiii, Sahab Mujhe Dhokha Nahi De Sakte“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.

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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa main kal school nhi jaoyn ga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ami mera teacher kitna piyara hai

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.

Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”

Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”

Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”

Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)