Me bahar ja rahi hun

Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha lena.

Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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