Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to
dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay
hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi
hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara
hy!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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