Santa to Pandit
Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate hai,
Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi aata.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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