5000 Rs
boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.
father - haan kaha tha
boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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