yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost
Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 908 views
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