Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 853 views

You are drinking tea alone

Teacher: Is Ko Khalis Memoni Me Translate Karo
“You Are Drinking Tea Alone”
Memon Bacha:
Lakh Lannat Toji Shakal Tey
Moua Bagherat Eklo Eklo Chaa Piye Tou.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon

Pessenger :Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?..

Phatan :Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .;p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?

Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

when yawning

Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What, and get bitten?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 phtano k dermayan larai hui

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)