Ek shaadi mein ek sardar ne plate per tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad yeh bhi khane ki cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga…

dusra sardar bola:
‘Oye na khaayi… fikka hai’!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views

Shanakhti card

Pathan bhai mobile me pashto gane bharne hain

Dukandar;memory card hai.

Pathan;nai memory card abi nai banaya shankhti card hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girl- Who get more angry boys

In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u'll get angry, but when u kiss me I'll never get angry..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

chal gari nikal

Agar Aap Laraii Jharga Kar Ke Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Ho To Apne Logo Ka Reaction
Ur dad-chal chod, ab us ladke k paas mat jaana.
.. ... ...Ur mom-are Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.

Ur sister-bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya ??

Ur Lover-kutto ki Tarah ladaai karke pit ke Mere samne kyo Khade Ho ??

But Friend says

Gaadi Nikaal ghar se nikal ke marenge chal!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kaash Facebook pe ek option

Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
.
.
. .
.
Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)