K.E.S.C.MAN. Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat
K.E.S.C.MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
“YE jay ho”
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