Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1061 views
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