Wife came home with a goat
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 710 views
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