Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm
hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1107 views

Kia kareena kapoor lata

Karaya daar malik makan se:ap k ghar me jaga jaga chohay nachte pherte hain


malik makan:tay hor k 1200 wich kareena kapoor aa k nachay

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai

jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan or qabristan

pathan cycle par jaa rha tha key galti se qabristan me ghuss gya aur jub bahir nikla toh bola
uffff.... khudaya ye konsa road tha jiss mein itna jump tha

by amir kamal (few years ago!)

A father was teaching

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.

He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

An Amazing Talking Dog

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."

Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."

Man: "What covers a house?"

Dog: "Roof!"

Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"

Dog: "Rough!"

Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"

Dog: "Ruth!"

Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk."

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)