Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan

Madar-e-Millat: Fatima Jinnah
Aur Ab . . .

Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie

A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife

"" Nach Basanti Nach""
Child Added

Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Delivering A Baby

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Taboz ka sharbat

Choro ishaq me kia rakha hai,

kbi ami naraz to kbi aba naraz

bujha to apne seene se ishaq ki pyas

kiun k tarboz ka sharbat hai 5 rupee/glass

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?

aik admi dosre se: bhia ye larki kia hoti hai?






dosra:" pata nahi yar main to khud peshawar main rahta haon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)