Girl:pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga..

Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta. papa torc do na

light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai isliye torch
maang raha huin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki

Aik restaurant mein gahak nay shikayat ki keh mein gosht ka yeh parcha mosalsal 40 minute say katnay ki koshish kar raha hon magar nakam hon.

Aap pareshan mat hon! Behray nay itminan say jawab di restaurant aik bajay tak khula rahe ga.

Yar pareshan kiun ho? Hostel mein rehnay walay aik larkay nay doosray say poocha.
Woh bola kia bataon yar! Ghar khat likha tha keh table lamp khareedna hai paisay bhej dein lekin inhon nay table lamp hi bhej dia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tera Bhai

Sardar Ko Har Bat Me “TERA BHAI” Kehne Ki Aadat Thi.

Wo Shadi K Bad
Apne Bedroom Me Gaya Or
Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Utha K Bola:

“Kesa Lag Raha Hay
TERA BHAI?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)