Muj se shadi kro gi

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Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 846 views
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