Buying a new diamond Nicolas
Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A
Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 884 views
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