Translation In Hindi In Pappu Version

Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Beta Batao Ki Fast, Faster, Fastest Forms Ko Hindi Mein Kaise Kahenge?”

Pappu: “Bhaag, Taiz Bhaag ……………….. Bhaag Teri Maa Ki“

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