Translation In Hindi In Pappu Version
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Beta Batao Ki Fast, Faster, Fastest Forms Ko Hindi Mein Kaise Kahenge?”
Pappu: “Bhaag, Taiz Bhaag ……………….. Bhaag Teri Maa Ki“
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