1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rhi thi.
Pandit: kaho main apni patni koo apna sab kuch dene ki shapat leta hun...
peeche se awaaz aayi "lo bechaare ki cycle bhi gye".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1099 views
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