Brain Operation
Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag
raha tha.
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha, aap q bhag
rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har
mahine brain ka operation karvane
aata hai,
Aur
Muft mai ball katvake bhag
jata hai....
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 814 views
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