Apne afaz ka byan
Urdu teacher:wo dekho samne aik khob surat larki khari hai is ko apne afaz me byan karo.
Studant:wo dekho dosto tumhari bhabi khari hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1170 views
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