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Agar koi tumhian paththar mary.
To tum par farz hai k
Tum us par phool phenko,
Lekin Gamlay Sameet.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 457 views

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,

Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,

Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,

Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai
Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa
ne?
Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki
dukan se le aana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai

Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai,
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laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda

Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla

Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)