Aisa Kab Lagta Hai

GOLU-Doc. Mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise mere kaan me koi Gunguna Rahe Hai

Doc.-Aisa Kab Lagta Hai?

GOLU-Jb mai kaan me headphone laga ke song sunta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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