I’m Going Ka Matlab??
Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu
Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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