Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

machli ko pani se dhoone Ke kya zrorat hy

Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Blue dant

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has
a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and
replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”
Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my
surgery”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Best way to purpose

Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,

Say her to sit in a boat.

Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me
or Leave My Boat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Before you judge a person.

Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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.
Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!


Take them & Run.. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)