Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu

Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views

If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Car ki Battery change

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

T.V Cable is Not For Kids

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V Cable is not Good for Kids,
They don't Study, So I got rid of it.

Banta: That's Good.

Santa: Now We have a Dish Installed. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Politician: Sach sach batao

Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?

WIFE: kul 3 baar!

Politician: Kab kab?

WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,

Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.

Politician: Or teesri baar?

WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho

Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)