In Maths Class:

Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?

Teacher: To Save Lives.

Student: How does Math Save Lives?

Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu

Hindi Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?

Funny Gujarati: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

To Aise Faisla Hota Court Mein

Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha, Case Ki Sunwai Shuru Hone Lagi To Wakeel Utha Aur Judge Se Bola.

Wakeel: “My Lord, Qanoon Ki Kitaab Ke Page Number 15 Ke Mutabiq Mere Muvakeel Ko Baizzat Bari Kiya Jaye”

Judge: “Kitaab Pesh Ki Jaye”
Kitaab Pesh Ki Gayi, Judge Ne Page Number 15 Khola To Usmein 1000 Ke 10 Note The.

Judge Muskurate Hue Bola: “Bahut Khoob, Is Tarha Ke 2 Saboot Aur Pesh Kiye Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insan Ke Izzat Ki Mazbooti?

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS “NARRA”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Aadmi aata hain

7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko
Pranam kar poochta hain
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu?
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain
Aur kehtaa hain.. chotu ek aur chatai laga de
beta..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dukandar ek aurat ko

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)