santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
santa was playing Chess with his Dog!
Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....
santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,
5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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