Shocked answer
BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT
COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE
DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT
COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.
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