BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT
COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE
DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT
COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 855 views

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya

Ek mareez kisi chemist key paas doctor ka nuskha laaya jis per nasha aawar dawa ka naam likha hua tha

Chemist ney ek nazar nuskhey per daali or mareez ko police key hawaley ker diya

Agley din inspector chemist key paas aaya or poocha: Tumhein kaisey pata chala key nuskha jaali hey?

Chemit: Jitni achi handwriting mein nuskha likha hua tha, likhney wlaa kuch bhee ho, doctor nahi ho sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny Laluji Teen Mahine

Funny Laluji Teen Mahine Obama Ke Paas Engish Ki
Training Lekar India Aaye Ek Din Unhe Ek Call
Aaya. Laluji Bole Who Is Speaking?. Jawab Tha Hum
Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)