Santa: Why are you heating the knife.

Banta: To do suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

PATHAN AUR NASWAR

Duniya Me Wo Kon Si 2 Chizen Hen
Jo 1 Dosre K Begher Nahi Reh Sakti Aur Do No BEKAR Hen…?

S0CHO

S0CHO

?

PATHAN AUR NASWAR…!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Woman`s Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jannat Aur Molvi

Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

theif with a knife

theif with a knife:
Give all your money to me.

Man: Do you know who I am..?
I am the presiden of this country.

Theif: Really … Ok than give me my money back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

kamaney wala

Father: Mere 4 Bachay Hai 3 Ne MBA Kia Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai.
Frnd:Jo Chor hai Usay Ghar Se
Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father: Ek Wohi To kamata hai..

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)