Race Dekhte Huey Sardar 2 Fellow Sardar: Inaam Kis Ko Mile Ga ?

2nd: Sab Se Aagey Waley Ko
1st Sardar: Tau Phir Peeche Waley Kyon Bhag Rahe Hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1084 views

Hospital

1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O
jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/
yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-)
Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy.
11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye

Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yad Ha
Ap Ne Kaha Tha K Agar Exam Me Pas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.
Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yad Ha
Son:
To Mubarak Ho
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nokia Connecting Peepal

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teri yaad me neend udti hai,

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,
Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)