Khan sahb 10 Rs tip to

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..

Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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