Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl:
Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI"
Hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 730 views

Short Laughs & Quips

Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

So Ja Diploma So Ja

Ek Burhiya Bacchay Se:
So Ja Diploma So Ja
Parosan:
Aap Ne Isay Diploma Kyun Kaha?
Burhiya:
Meri Beti College Se Diploma Lenay Gayi Thi, Ye Le Kar Agai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Darpok Biwi Santa Ki

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Bathroom Ka Darwaja Khol Ke Naha Rahi Thi.

Santa Bahar Se Aya Aur Usne Ye Dekha To Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Puchha.

Santa: “Oye, Tu Nahate Hue Bathroom Ki Kundi Kyu Nahi Lagati Ho?”

Biwi: “Oh Ji, Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai Ke Nahate Hue Mujhe Koi Keyhole Se Dekh Na Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?

Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)